June 17, 2006

Cheney credits Republican leadership for fact that there have been no recent Borg attacks

Posted in parody, politics, US News at 4:07 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking at a fundraiser in Houston, credited the strong leadership of the Republican party with preventing any Borg attacks on the United States since assuming control of the legislative, judicial and executive branches of government in 2004. He described several doomsday scenarios. “If you ignore this fact, and hand over the country to the Democrats, you will see what grave danger awaits.”

As with the periods following other recent speaking events, the Vice President was subsequently taken to Walter Reed Hospital for routine standard neurological testing.

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