June 16, 2006

Democrats cheer bad things, “more spiteful,” study finds

Posted in parody, political satire, politics at 9:20 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Conservatve commentators and web bloggers, such as Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Malkin, and mainstream critics, such as Bill O’Reilly, are accusing Democrats of trying to spin bad news in the country and for the United States internationally for political advantage. Malkin accused editors in the liberal press of “salivating” over bad recent news from Iraq. What was found in a study released over the weekend, however, furnished by the centrist American Enterprise Institute, is that these suppositions are correct. “(Democrats) hate legitimate debate, are more mean and spiteful, and they are not like regular folk,” concluded researcher Martin Zweifach.

When party affiliation as well as whether a study participant is conservative, moderate or liberal are taken into account, the study findings were more consistent still, stated Zweifach, with liberal Democrats registering answers that were more mean and spiteful than conservative or moderate Democrats. “Someone like (conservative Democratic Representative) John Murtha would be positively apoplectic were he to be a supporter of universal health care or abortion-on-demand, for example,” Zweifach concluded.

The study also found results to support the long-held contention that Democrats are all just a bunch of nerdy homo-loving Jews, but they were within the study’s margin of error.

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