June 12, 2006

US forces deny Zarqawi was taken to Sweden and poisoned before his death

Posted in International, political satire at 3:52 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

Vehement denials have been issued by the military to reports in the London Independent, that, after Abu Zarqawi’s survived bomb blasts on his safe house, and beatings on the street, he was flown to Sweden where a renowned toxicologist finally endured his death by administering a potent poison. “This is a preposterous supposition,” army spokeswoman Sheila Deary said, “and besides, it was actually Prague.”

This conflicts with previous Pentagon reports, where it was explained that he was shot, gassed, and attacked with a bayonet after barely surviving the air attack.

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