June 10, 2006

Bush found to be wiretapping himself – developing

Posted in parody, political satire at 11:32 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

Interviewed today in the Oval Office while visiting with Prime Minister Stez Lutner of the Balkans, President Bush responded to revelations in USA Today that he has been wiretapping his own phone by saying, “Well, if I’m talking to people from Al Quada, I want to know what I’m talking about.”

Reporters were subsequently ushered out, and asked to defer questions till after the mid-day briefing by Press Secretary Snow. Vice President Cheney was unwilling to comment, but was overheard muttering “Get that pissant Michael Hayden in here.”

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