05.28.07

Tinky Winky out of closet; Teletubby admits he is gay

Posted in political satire, satire at 9:43 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

After years of speculation by Jerry Falwell, prominent religious fundamentalist leaders, and now the Polish Children’s Affairs ombudswoman, the lead teletubby, Tinky Winky, has admitted to the press to being gay, and has apologized to the BBC for any damage the ongoing controversy and speculation has caused. “What I am most disturbed by is how it has affected our program, and what we provide for children,” he said. “My professional life and personal lifestyle decisions, to this point, have not intersected, until the observations of my accessorizing habits.” The controversy was stirred by the lead teletubby’s habit of carrying a purse, though many had commented on what was considered an overly effeminate persona and high-tinkywpurse.jpgpitched voice.

“I only hope that, through example by figures like myself, Ellen Degeneres, and hopefully Anderson Cooper in the future, that we can seek larger acceptance in the larger community for what we do rather than what we represent.”

5 Comments »

  1. carly said,

    hi

  2. carly said,

    is there also truth that a recent teletubby star was suffacated in a Po suite ??

  3. DoN BalON said,

    Tinky Winky is not gay, he is my friend

  4. Your Mum said,

    Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

    I used to watch his show and he is GAY!!!

    Love You ALL!!

    XOXO

  5. Alex McHill said,

    will you go out with my brother he has loved you ever since he laid eyes on the show!!! To be honest i love Po the most!!!!! My sister loves la la and dypsy is just out of the picture for loving YOU ROCK PO!!!!!!!!!


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