May 28, 2007

Tinky Winky out of closet; Teletubby admits he is gay

Posted in political satire, satire at 9:43 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

After years of speculation by Jerry Falwell, prominent religious fundamentalist leaders, and now the Polish Children’s Affairs ombudswoman, the lead teletubby, Tinky Winky, has admitted to the press to being gay, and has apologized to the BBC for any damage the ongoing controversy and speculation has caused. “What I am most disturbed by is how it has affected our program, and what we provide for children,” he said. “My professional life and personal lifestyle decisions, to this point, have not intersected, until the observations of my accessorizing habits.” The controversy was stirred by the lead teletubby’s habit of carrying a purse, though many had commented on what was considered an overly effeminate persona and high-tinkywpurse.jpgpitched voice.

“I only hope that, through example by figures like myself, Ellen Degeneres, and hopefully Anderson Cooper in the future, that we can seek larger acceptance in the larger community for what we do rather than what we represent.”

24 Comments »

  1. carly said,

    hi

  2. carly said,

    is there also truth that a recent teletubby star was suffacated in a Po suite ??

  3. DoN BalON said,

    Tinky Winky is not gay, he is my friend

  4. Your Mum said,

    Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!!Tinky Winky is GAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

    I used to watch his show and he is GAY!!!

    Love You ALL!!

    XOXO

    • UH said,

      LMAO
      I KNEW IT YESSSSS I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS GAY. I MEAN COME ON, HE HAD A FRIGGIN PURSE.

      Now only if Barney would come out too (T-T)

  5. Alex McHill said,

    will you go out with my brother he has loved you ever since he laid eyes on the show!!! To be honest i love Po the most!!!!! My sister loves la la and dypsy is just out of the picture for loving YOU ROCK PO!!!!!!!!!

  6. R0N JEREMY said,

    It pleases R0N JEREMY to know that he was right and can go stick his huge rod up tinky winkys tight hole

  7. ngfbvfd said,

    hahahaha!! is this serious??

  8. kkboo said,

    LMFAOOOOO
    I FUCKIN KNEW IT THAT PINK PURSE IS TOTAL GAYNESS LMAOOOO AND THE WAY HE POINTS DANCE AND TALK OMGGGGGGGG BEST DAY EVER!!!! Maybe he had love with barney thats y barney is in a bad mood!!

  9. Yage said,

    unbelievable. So not only have they been outed for their LSD-induced storytelling (see BBC article about writers taking LSD before script production then TT actors ingesting LSD, peyote, mushrooms, ayahuasca, and smoking DMT before performances) but now DinkyPinky has been outed for his strictly gay performance! This show is a psychedelic meltdown sure to burn any youngster’s brain!

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  11. anonymous123 said,

    GAY

  12. Mike Joyce said,

    I think he should be paid more if he’s gay because of the judgments he has endured, the good taste he brings and because of the cost of accessorizing.

  13. Farah Rhouni said,

    I will be your friend no matter what you put in your anus… unless it’s a non-consensual living thing. Then shame on you, you purple weirdo!!

  14. Jakub said,

    I really didn’t care about the purse, I only knew I wanted it. In one of the episodes, he stuff in it a whole beach ball, then a scooter – I mean, that purse was like a portal to another dimension. Who cares if I would look gay with it, I can pack a nuclear bomb in it – what can your fanny-pack do ?

  15. samatha said,

    I dont give a fuck if he was gay, put that show back on air!!!!

  16. Madz said,

    Who gives if he’s gay that show was awesome!

  17. dave logman said,

    stop making fun of gay people how about i make fun of u how dose that fill or make fun of your mother

    • Jp said,

      You spelled does wrong bray…

      • Jp said,

        And feel..

  18. dave logman said,

    or father

  19. po said,

    U little shit i always knew u were gay

  20. Olivia said,

    Do u no what if that purple weirdo is gay it doesn’t matter let him be, leave him alone, there’s nothing wrong with that.

  21. Erika said,

    That’s just being rude towards the homosexual people! It’s a kid show, why will they make him gay? He’s just a sweet, innocent baby who likes carrying a purse around. Almost every child gets obsessed with their mom’s purse sometime or the other. There’s nothing wrong with this!


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