by Tom Toburn

For the third time this month, deals struck with federal prosecutors by attorneys for radio personality Rush Limbaugh fell apart after he was apprehended with botox needles and botox solution in his Miami Beach apartment today. This is after an arrest for possession of Viagra and the capture of a supply of Rogaine at Limabaugh-owned liposuction lab via an FBI sting operation, had jeapordized the deal earlier this month.

“Okay, okay, I get it,” he thundered upon being apprehended. “I can’t be my own doctor. I get it now.”